Here are the custom 'The Name Game' lyrics for Portia.
Have fun!
Portia, Portia, bo-bortia
Banana-fana fo-fortia
Fee-fi-mo-mortia
Portia!
It's not that hard, is it? Just practise a little and you will sing along like a champ!
There even is a karaoke version on youtube!
You want to do it on your own? Check the Game Rules!
Or check out the connection between this song and American Horror Story.