Here are the custom 'The Name Game' lyrics for Morton.
Have fun!
Morton, Morton, bo-borton
Banana-fana fo-forton
Fee-fi-mo-orton
Morton!
It's not that hard, is it? Just practise a little and you will sing along like a champ!
There even is a karaoke version on youtube!
You want to do it on your own? Check the Game Rules!
Or check out the connection between this song and American Horror Story.