Here are the custom 'The Name Game' lyrics for Bert.
Have fun!
Bert, Bert, bo-ert
Banana-fana fo-fert
Fee-fi-mo-mert
Bert!
It's not that hard, is it? Just practise a little and you will sing along like a champ!
There even is a karaoke version on youtube!
You want to do it on your own? Check the Game Rules!
Or check out the connection between this song and American Horror Story.