Here are the custom 'The Name Game' lyrics for Alphonse.
Alphonse, Alphonse, bo-balphonse
It's not that hard, is it? Just practise a little and you will sing along like a champ!
There even is a karaoke version on youtube!
You want to do it on your own? Check the Game Rules!
Or check out the connection between this song and American Horror Story.